New York Helicopter

1-22 = ghetto
23-33 = average
34-44 = spoiled
45+ = way upperclass/rich

Check each that applys… do u have:
[ ] Mother
[ ] Father
[ ] Sister
[ ] Brother
[ ] GRANDMA AND AUNT
[ ] Niece
[ ] Cell phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[ ] Own room
[ ] Swimming pool
[ ] Hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[ ] Computer, Laptop
[ ] TV
TOTAL:

[ ] Fullsize or bigger bed..
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[ ] Sunglasses
[ ] Watch
[ ] MP3 Player/iPod
[ ] PS2
[ ] Xbox
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/ Advance
[ ] Gamecube
TOTAL:

[ ] Basketball hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Fooseball table
[ ] Trampoline
TOTAL:

[ ] Nightstand
[ ]Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player
[ ] Have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister
[ ] Parents give you DEBIT CARD
TOTAL:

[ ] Job
[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[ ] AIM
[ ] Camera-phone
TOTAL:

[ ] Electric or gas scooter/motorcyle/car
[ ] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar/ukulele
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[ ] Traveled out of the state
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[ ]Met a celebrity
TOTAL:

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ]have Been to a batting cage
[ ]Have $100 on you right now
[ ] Credit card or atm card,debit card
[ ] Been to Europe
[ ] Been to Hawaii
[ ] Been to NYC
[ ] Been to LA
[ ] Been to Florida
[ ] Been to Las Vegas
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to South America
[ ]been snowboarding/skiing
TOTAL:

[ ] parents have a car
[ ] Jet Ski/boat
[ ] motor home
[ ] Been to 5+states in the US
[ ] 100+ buddies on myspace
[ ] More than one house
TOTAL:

[] Home cooked meal almost every day
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[ ] Own a camcorder
[ ] Own a laptop/computer
TOTAL:

TOTAL:::

I’d go skydiving with Laura Bush off the Grand Canyon (and while I’m @ it, puncture her chute - mind you, her head’s so full of air she’d probably float down! LMAO!); I’d KICK her husnand (yeah right!) in the balls for wreckin the world for the last 8 yrs!; I’d feed Hillary Clinton to the Everglades Crocodiles in Florida - i’d hire a private helicopter and shove her off right over the mating grounds - ooooooooh!; I’d go up and down in the Empire STate Building lift all day - ‘cos I can!; I’d abolish Mexico! (Not Canada as I like the Polar Bears!); I’d ring up Angela Merkhel and tell her Condoleeza wants to feel her tits @ the next G8 Summit; I’d make beer free for a whole month in every bar in the land!; I’d abolish ALL Tax forever!; I’d make up a fake state of emergency and say that a desiese has broken out in Manhattan shut down the island, just like in “I Am Legend” JUST to be able to say that famous line: “My Fellow Americans…….GOT YA! HAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!”; I’d bomb Mount Rushmore to see if there really is a “City Of Gold” inside it - mind you, Helen Mirren & Co. will’ve probabky beaten me to it and while I’m @ it, I’d rub lemons on the back of the Declaration of Independance to see if there really is a secret treasure map!; I’d also feed Sarah Palin to the Crocodiles and if they refused to eat her, I’d freeze her in an ice block and drop her off over the Alaskan-Pacific so she could bob back to where she came from!; I’d bomb China (why not!): I’d make Cher VP; I’d make NYC Capital - I mean, come on like - NOBODY cares about Washington D.C.! When Tourists go to the States, where do they go? NEW YORK! YAAAY! The Empire State Building; Madison Square Gardens; The Statue of Liberty; Borooklyn Bridge; Central Park; Wall STreet; Time Square - what’s D.C. got? The WHite House? But that’s on Pennsylvania Avenue so a bunch of Japanese tourists’s probably go to Pennsylvania! I mean, everyone knows New York better so why not make it Capital?; I’d make Rhode Island part of Connecticut (I mean, come on - my back garden’s bigger!) and last but not least….

drumroll……………..

I’d make Monica Lewinsky next in line for the Presidency and rig the elctions in Florida so she got the vote!

WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!

If you were forced to enter a race across the U.S using one of these two things, would you choose…
…this
http://www.growingtreetoys.com/images/products/bg/009791.jpg

this?
http://images.asia.ru/img/alibaba/photo/51741902/Unicycle.jpg

or would you say f*** that and just take this?
http://www.insight-nyc.com/images/srvc-private-jet-helicopter-charter-lg.jpg

Why don’t we take this fun survey?
1-22 = ghetto
23-33 = average
34-44 = spoiled
45+ = way upperclass/rich

Check each that applys… do u have:
[ ] Mother
[ ] Father
[ ] Sister
[ ] Brother
[ ] GRANDMA AND AUNT
[ ] Niece
[ ] Cell phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[ ] Own room
[ ] Swimming pool
[ ] Hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[ ] Computer, Laptop
[ ] TV
TOTAL:

[ ] Fullsize or bigger bed..
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[ ] Sunglasses
[ ] Watch
[ ] MP3 Player/iPod
[ ] PS2
[ ] Xbox
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/ Advance
[ ] Gamecube
TOTAL:

[ ] Basketball hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Fooseball table
[ ] Trampoline
TOTAL:

[ ] Nightstand
[ ]Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player
[ ] Have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister
[ ] Parents give you DEBIT CARD
TOTAL:

[ ] Job
[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[ ] AIM
[ ] Camera-phone
TOTAL:

[ ] Electric or gas scooter/motorcyle/car
[ ] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar/ukulele
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[ ] Traveled out of the state
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[ ]Met a celebrity
TOTAL:

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ]have Been to a batting cage
[ ]Have $100 on you right now
[ ] Credit card or atm card,debit card
[ ] Been to Europe
[ ] Been to Hawaii
[ ] Been to NYC
[ ] Been to LA
[ ] Been to Florida
[ ] Been to Las Vegas
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to South America
[ ]been snowboarding/skiing
TOTAL:

[ ] parents have a car
[ ] Jet Ski/boat
[ ] motor home
[ ] Been to 5+states in the US
[ ] 100+ buddies on myspace
[ ] More than one house
TOTAL:

[] Home cooked meal almost every day
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[ ] Own a camcorder
[ ] Own a laptop/computer
TOTAL:

and why? I think from the air in a helo I would love to see maybe NYC. in the spring